We didn’t think it was possible for Saints Row: The Third to get any crazier than it already is. After watching that “over-the-top and ridiculous” gameplay video showcasing super-powered accessories, tank battles in the middle of the street, ‘man cannons’ and a whole lot more madness, we honestly thought that the team at Volition had escalated the action as far as possible.

We were wrong. So wrong.

With a new pre-order offering for Saints Row: The Third called “Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack,” the insanity stakes have been raised. Can other developers meet this new challenge? Doubtful.

Here’s an incredible trailer for the pre-order content:

Saints Row: The Third - Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack! Trailer

Here’s what you’ll get in the “Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack” for Saints Row: The Third, available if you (…) pre-order the open-world sandbox action game:

The Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack

• Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult:

  • Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.

• Professor Genki’s “Octopuss” Cannon:

  • Fire baby octopi onto your enemies’ heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!

• Professor Genki’s Leisure Stunt Suit:

  • The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!

Will you be seeking out the Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack?

Saints Row: The Third is out on November 15th in North America and November 18th everywhere else, on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC - get more glimpses of the larger-than-life situations and actions of the game with El33tonline’s previous coverage of the game.

Source: SaintsRow.com