If you’ll remember, the original Portal included enemy turrets that were so cute and patient, it was a little heart wrenching every time you were forced to knock one over using your Portal ability and leave them lying helplessly on the floor as they uttered phrases like “I don’t mind” and “I don’t blame you.”

It was a necessary evil, though: If you didn’t ‘take care’ of them, they would cut you down with streams of bullets. It’s a love/hate relationship, for sure.

If this latest trailer for Valve’s next first-person puzzler is anything to go by, Portal 2’s turrets will be just as sweet and blasé about your actions as the first game, as Aperture Science invites the public at large to invest in a Turret to protect their themselves, and their family. Surely, nothing can go wrong:

Portal 2 - Aperture Investment Opportunity: Turrets

Portal 2 is scheduled for release on April 21st around the world. Check out El33tonline’s past looks at Portal 2 with our previous coverage featuring more videos, as well as screenshots and information.