What’s that? You don’t have Pac-Man Championship Edition DX on Xbox 360 yet?

No, sorry. I still don’t understand a word you’re saying – it almost sounded as though you said that “You don’t have Pac-Man Championship Edition DX on Xbox 360 yet.”

But that would be ridiculous. I mean… really, really, absolutely, laughably ridiculous. If this were true – if you indeed did not have Pac-Man Championship Edition DX on Xbox 360 yet – I might just explode into a shower of Power Pellets with all of the pure mirth that would ensue and spill forth from within.

If this were true.

Do me a favour and don’t let me erupt into pieces of mysterious Pac-Man food – if you don’t yet have Pac-Man Championship Edition DX on Xbox 360, take advantage of this latest Xbox LIVE Deal of the week:

Pac-Man Championship Edition DX

• File Size: 222.67 MB
• Price: 400 MS Points (Normally 800 MS Points)

“Pac-Man Championship Edition has been powered up!! Three years ago, Pac-Man Championship Edition was released and took the world by storm, 27 years after the original Pac-Man’s debut. Now, for the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man, this classic game has been powered-up!

“Everything has been upgraded! New visuals and sound! Increased number of mazes! The game you know and love has been pumped up to a whole new level! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! Why don’t you give it a try?”

(Note: This special price offer is available only to Xbox LIVE Gold members for the next seven days.)

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