[Update]

Sorry, I don’t think I made myself very clear last time. This gameplay video for Bioshock Infinite? After watching it, you’ll be hard-pressed to think of another time you were so impressed with in-game footage.

Do yourself a favour: Set aside ten minutes, and watch it through. Then set aside another ten minutes, and watch it again! It’s terrific!

[End of Update]

Psst! Hey kid! Nah fool, don’t look over your shoulder – I’m in your computer! Or, should I say, I am your computer!

Kid! I’m a computer! And I’ve just got word through Mother Internet that something big has just hit the tubes, kid. Something… amazing! It’s that Bioshock Infinite gameplay reveal video that was only meant to be released tomorrow, kid!

So, you wanna’ see it or not, kid? I’ve got it right here, just for you to watch… Say, you’re not one of those squares, are you kid? The kind of ‘good citizen’ who does things proper like? Are you kid?

Well, suit yourself then, kid. Me? I’m gonna’ watch this Bioshock Infinite gameplay video again! It’s amazing! If you wanna’ join me, you know where to find me…

Below kid. You can find me down below:

Bioshock Infinite – Gameplay Reveal Video

If anyone asks, you can tell them that Cliff Bleszinski made me do it. And it is G.I. Joe ‘remix’ videos that made me this way.