Anybody who has been to a long weekend LAN will know that personal hygiene is not really on the list of gamers’ priorities, let alone near the top of such a fictional list. The gamers will tend to pass out at their tables from exhaustion. If there is no time to get up and fall onto your sleeping bag in the corner, then there is no time for personal hygiene.

Brushing your teeth is considered optional, and in some cases your two day old breath could be the advantage you need when playing against an opponent sitting close by. One deep exhale will set you on the path to victory.

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